You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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