I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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