i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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