I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All the doctor said was why
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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