I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fuck appropriateness.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
