the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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