she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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