i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
he had hair everywhere except his balls
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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