does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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