Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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