used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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