Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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