: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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