you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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