i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
