So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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