chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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