summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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