I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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