Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Help. Why am I so naked?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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