You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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