Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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