We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
