holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My ass is underappreciated
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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