so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So squirting runs in the family.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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