Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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