Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I skipped work to stalk him.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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