in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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