Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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