there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
