Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i out mim tonsoeep
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