She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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