I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Randomize
