well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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