let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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