it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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