i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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