I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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