so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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