we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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