Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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