just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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