Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
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booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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