I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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