you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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