Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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