just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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