We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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