Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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