she smelled like a LAN party
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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